We obviously take ourselves very seriously, and you should too. This is an advertisement for the Titan Army Membership that we have yet to release to the public. As you can see, we spent a lot of money on this. Phil even got hair plugs simply for this occasion. The Titan Army DESERVES to see this.
Disclaimer: This is the fakest, most ridiculous POS advertisement in the world that we laughed our asses off creating and wanted you to join in the fun!